As I was walking down the street the other day, a guy came up to me and asked if I would be so kind as to take some sexy wife photos for him. I thought that was a bit odd, but agreed because I wanted to see what his wife looked like. There are times in my life when I wished I had just shut my mouth and walked away. This was one of those times.

Everyone has a few regrets in life and this is the one that is on the top of my list so far. It turned out that the sexy photos he wanted me to take of his wife were far from as far from being sexy as you could get. If there was a pageant for the Unsexiest woman alive, this man’s wife just might have won hands down.

Now, I have no doubt that he loved his wife and thought dearly of her but she was one of the ugliest women I had ever seen and this fool wanted me to take sexy wife photos of her. It was all I could do to even look at her. I was also pretty sure that the camera wouldn’t be functioning properly after taking the first picture.

I know that it’s mean of me to say things like this but that lady shouldn’t have even been let out in public due to the fear that she causes to the population. She was, however, very sweet so I got out the camera and started taking the supposed sexy wife photos for her and her husband. It was going alright until she started taking off her clothes and it was all I could do to keep my lunch down.

Some people are very unattractive and some are just ugly. However, this lady would scare children when she walked outside. The biggest and roughest bikers in the world would cry at her approach and I was forced to take naked sexy wife photos of this beast. There were times when she was bending over and lifting one of her legs that I just wanted to gouge my own eyes out with a pencil. It got that bad. I guess it wouldn’t have been so bad if someone had shown her how to shave but even the cutest monkeys would look odd with no hair and she had plenty of hair, trust me. But I got the photos taken for them and immediately went home to take a very hot shower.